Pink Slips

As people and institutions adapt to coronavirus disruptions, hospitals cannot be displaced as essential points of care.  Yet not everyone within a hospital building or network really contributes to immediate care or to planning essential for restoring normalcy.  A report came to my inbox announcing layoffs at a number of regional centers, with the one from which I retired appearing at the top of the list.  There may be no greater demonstration of institutional values than selecting who plays and who warms the bench.  The ICU people and the hospitalists have to stay.  I presume residents do as well, though electives other than Infectious Disease or Radiology may need to be reconsidered.  My own position as endocrinologist would be useful to surgeons, hospital teams and the like, though maybe expendable to bill payers as the hospital has plodded along in my absence without replacement.  Since residents are now needed both for labor and education, I would expect the director of the residency program who herds this collection of cats to remain on payroll.

How badly do we need dieticians?  Well, diabetes and heart disease patients occupy beds as they did before.  Sanitation crew?  We have the same amount of floor space.  Those people who maintain statistics to report Meaningful Use?  We could have argued whether this blight on medicine should even exist.  As office encounters give way to remote visits, the folks who take weights and blood pressure might be expendable, though they often take the intake history as well and may be the only people on site who know how to troubleshoot the malevolent EHR when it impedes medical care.  And there is always a layer of management that impedes medical care.  They should be more recognizable in that capacity.  Nobody wants to impede medical care right now.  Layoffs for them, though not permanent.  It is a chance to really think about the value of what the many contributors do.  Whether it adds to the learning curve of how to best provide medical care to the public without padding the bill with non-contributory payroll remains to be seen.